When you run an event that involves a phone number you have to be polite at all times. However this can be a tad difficult when a ‘Sir’ rings before daybreak! What I enjoy most of all is to be woken by a request for information about another boot sale miles away…
Good morning world
it’s a brand new day!
“Is your boot sale on today?”
“Good morning sir,
may I just say,
It’s ten past four on Saturday!”
“Is it on?
I need the facts,
before I leave for Halifax!”
that’s nice to know
this is Baldock, now off you go! “
The pillow’s cold,
my wife’s awake,
might as well get up “For heaven’s sake!”
Please do call,
my fault my phone,
a personal service not answerphone!
© Baldock Bard 2015
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