The Emergency Toolbox!


Alex & MattDo you have an emergency toolbox? Have you checked its contents recently? Over the weekend there was a flood in the airing cupboard. I’m afraid to admit that panic set in as I hadn’t heard a Met Office flood warning, seen evidence of animal collection two-by-two or noticed less pressure in the shower. I reached for my emergency toolbox. There in the corner, next to the spanner-that-fits-nothing, the bolty-thing that came from the delivery of a washing machine years ago and the famous wallplugs-of-many-colours, sat Alex and Matt waiting patiently to help….

You’re having an emergency,
There’s water on the floor,
Don’t go around the bend,
Phone a friend,
That’s what friends are for!

© Baldock Bard 2013
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