I’ve see some strange purchases at the car boot sale over the years. Sometimes I even manage to record it for posterity! Looking through some archive photos I discovered a photo of a little chap being carted off to a new pond…
A gnome was at the bootsale,
just mooching around,
when someone caught his hat,
lifted him clean off the ground!
“How much for the little chap?
he really is quite cute,
I’ve a place in my garden,
I think that he would suit!”
“Put me down you brigand,
I’m being kidnapped from this stall,
He’s taking advantage,
because I’m not that tall!”
“Hush now fella don’t complain
I’m not as cruel as it appears,
I could have picked you up
and carted you by your ears!”
If you’re off pushing your wheelbarrow today I hope nobody picks you up by your hat!
© Baldock Bard 2017
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