Under The Weather!


GermsFor the past few days I’ve been under the weather and it has not been pleasant. Symptoms have been so varied that diagnosis has been nigh on impossible. However, thanks to on-line-help, I feel I may be getting closer to the truth. Being a farmer provides many more options…

I felt so bad, was then I knew,
I was suffering from Man Flu!
Symptoms have ranged from bad to worse,
Until they even affected my verse!
Then my wife called me a pig,
T’was Swine Flu ‘cos my nose is big!
I quite fancied a Chinese meal,
Must be Asian flu that I feel.
From my throat a feather grew,
Was then I diagnosed I had Bird Flu!
But then I realised because I’m old,
It’s nothing more than the Common Cold!

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