We are all getting older. I discovered this when shovelling grain the other morning and wondering why my arms, shoulders and back hurt. Back in the day I could have done this and leapt onto the next job like a spring lamb. However, according to an much older man I’ve spoken to, there is another stage of old age to be wary of…
An old man once told me,
that he discovered he was old,
when he farted whilst shopping in Tesco.
He felt the gaseous escape,
but heard nothing.
A passing mother gave him an evil glare,
whereupon he shrugged his shoulders,
with all the assumed innocence of the guilty.
When she had gone he turned around,
to discover to his horror,
that he was alone in the aisle,
and his guilt hung around,
like a bad smell!
Thanks to ADP for the confession. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me!
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