And the winner is….


AwardApparently we are slap bang in the middle if the awards season. The Grammys have been, as have the Golden Globes. However the real deal is to come – the Oscars (apparently not named after a South African athlete)…

I’d like to win an award
Get up on the stage
Tearfully read out thanks to all
That would take an age
I would gracefully hurry back
To my seat at table
Fall right down the effin’ steps
On top of a girl called Mabel

I would make the news
Buried on page four
Then wake up the next morning
Exactly as before
But there on the mantelpiece
A garish piece of shmersch
Gathering dust and tarnish
A reminder of crap verse!

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