And the winner is….

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AwardApparently we are slap bang in the middle if the awards season. The Grammys have been, as have the Golden Globes. However the real deal is to come – the Oscars (apparently not named after a South African athlete)…

I’d like to win an award
Get up on the stage
Tearfully read out thanks to all
That would take an age
I would gracefully hurry back
To my seat at table
Fall right down the effin’ steps
On top of a girl called Mabel

I would make the news
Buried on page four
Then wake up the next morning
Exactly as before
But there on the mantelpiece
A garish piece of shmersch
Gathering dust and tarnish
A reminder of crap verse!

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