Notes from a Small Room!


Loo CleanVisiting the smallest room in the house recently I was taken aback by the vast array of cleaners we use these days. I suddenly realized that my surprise was an indication of how often I clean the throne. I also never leave the seat up…

They gather with menace,
On top of the loo,
Ready to clean traces,
Of stale Vindaloo!

There’s old Mr Bleach,
Who smells so yuk!
A perfumed cleaner,
Doesn’t resemble a duck!

There’s a squirty spray,
Gets rid of lime,
A spray room freshener,
Used all of the time!

But best of all,
A natural system,
Is the simple water,
That lurks in the cistern!

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