Sharon’s Tonka Toy!


Our neighbour’s wife has recently had a new car. Her long-suffering husband, children and insurance company are probably wishing that she’d resort to using the bus! I wouldn’t dare comment…

My neighbour’s wife is full of joy,
She drives around in a Tonka Toy!
Her husband says her driving’s poor,
Last week she bent the garage door.
The children groaned: “Not again mum,”
As the door made a bang like a big bass drum!
A colour-coded bumper and new headlight,
Seemed to put the situation right!
The garage door was beyond repair,
There’s now just a space right there!
All repaired but that’s not all,
Last night she hit the garden wall!

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