The Bard’s Dirty Little Secret!


Days Bakers BaldockHave you a dirty little secret? Not something that harms others or is truly nasty but something that you just wish to keep to yourself! Perhaps you know someone else’s secret? Have you passed it on or are you content to keep it to yourself? There is a world of secrets out there…

I’ve a dirty little secret,
When I go to fetch the bread,
There in Days the Bakers,
A cream donut turns my head!

I am a simple man,
My weakness is well known,
And so I buy the donut,
To eat before I’m home!

They know me at the bakers,
They laugh and always say,
In a conspirital-type whisper:
“Want your usual again today?”
Dirty Little Secret© Baldock Bard 2013

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