The Big Yellow Man with Sore Shoulders!


Big YellowAfter a glorious Friday it looks like Saturday is going to be a perfect summer’s day as well! Hello water shortage, hello hose-pipe ban! I see mass stupidity gathering on the horizon as self-appointed guardians rush to protect us from ourselves…

I wonder how many,
Are felling quite sore,
On parts of their bodies,
Not exposed before!
Perhaps it’s their back,
Or even their chest,
We won’t travel any further,
That would be best!
The back my neck,
Is a little warmed,
So please wear sunscreen,
You have been warned!

Have a wonderful weekend and enjoy summer while it is here!

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