The Media Event of the Year!


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Just in case you’ve not heard the news – The most important royal event for 30 years has been announced! Whether boy or girl – a guaranteed new heir to the throne! Any responsible parent will have tremendous sympathy for the royal couple as they have been forced to announce the event well before reasonable expectations of an announcement. We can only wish them luck as they face their trial by media, both social and traditional…

The headlines headline
The commentators commentate
It’s a royal pregnancy
For Will and Kate!

All we can do
Is hope and pray
That mother and baby
Will be OK!

In the midst
Of all this fuss
Let’s be grateful
It’s not us!

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