The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog!


IMG_1323Looking out of the window the other day I saw a fox meandering away from the farmyard. Rather concerned for the future health of our geese, I rushed outside and shot the fox clean between the eyes with my camera. I then went indoors and wrote this…

said the fox to the dog one day,
“What are you doing lazing away?”
The dog just farted and turned over,
“You can’t blame me ‘cos I’m called Rover!”
The fox said: “I can’t believe that it’s true,
You just laze around feeling blue,
Don’t you dare tell me,
‘I’d like to be thin’
You’re lucky your chicken 
comes in a tin!
The dog licked a paw and made a very strange sound,
“I guess it’s back to work…
To being a fox hound!”

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