Top Totty Tales!


MP’s should be banned from having guns as they end up shooting themselves in the foot. Mrs Bard noticed a poster while we were staying at the George Inn at Ecceshall in Staffordshire. A local brew called ‘Top Totty’ had been banned from the bars at the Houses of Parliament because of its suggestive name. Any publicity is good publicity…

A tasty beer from afar
Caused a storm and became a star
Lady MP’s, were so ill at ease
All top totty was banned from the bar!

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