What Day is it Today?


28 DecDoes anyone know what day of the week it is? Having Christmas festivities in midweek makes it all the more difficult to adjust the body-clock back to normal…

Christmas was like Sunday,
With a Bank Holiday Monday next,
Then I think came Tuesday,
Which made me awful vexed.
So I think yesterday was Wednesday,
Which is where I came in,
So today may be Thursday,
And I’ve already filled the bin!
Which isn’t collected ‘till Monday,
Which I think is four days away,
Or they may collect on Tuesday,
What did that notice say?
I’m back to work in the New Year,
Which I think on Wednesday may be,
But if it’s not, I’ll have forgot,
And I’ll be all at sea!

© Baldock Bard 2013
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