Seasonal Deliveries!


‘Tis the season to deliver, tra-la-lala-la-lala-la-la!
Up and down the country the Christmas rush to deliver many millions of on-line gifts by Christmas Eve has started. Speaking to a delivery driver yesterday, he told me that after a slow start, things were “hotting up rather quickly!” He also compared this time of year to  a farmer’s harvest with the nightmare scenario of arctic weather. However he soon curtailed our chat with “Gotta rush, wanna be home for tea!”…

My mate Stan has a very big van
A very big van has he!
He says “Goodnight” to his wife in the middle of the night
Off to work by three!

Every parcel is a very fine parcel
An important deliv-ery!
There’s no time to spare when he’s almost there
Stan’s rushing home for tea!

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