Vauxhall’s Adam!


There is a new kid on the motoring block – The Adam from Vauxhall/Opel. I laughed when I first heard the name. Now I am impressed because unlike other automotive names, what has been seen cannot be unseen! Will this lead to the Jaguar Jesus, Mazda Moses or St Peter the Prius? We’ll have to wait and see what appears next on the car Lot (with a pinch of salt!)

Vauxhall’s latest car’s called the ‘Adam’,
It looks great on tarmacadam!
It is quite nippy, the design is new,
I think Eve might like it too!
The only fault the reviewers make,
The boot’s a bit small for a very large snake!
There’s no need to visit an uptown chapel,
to learn it connects to iPhone from Apple!
You don’t need to hear a bible readin’
This car would fit well in the Garden of Eden!

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