Wrong Number?


MobilesFollowing the advent of the mobile phone, how many phone numbers do you remember off the top of your head? I would hazard a guess, not many. I had been ringing a friend for some time and developing a relationship with his answerphone with an unpredictable result…

I rang Bob on his mobile,
I never ring Bob at home,
I rang Bob over and over,
All I got was his answerphone!

This morning I had a text,
There’s no Bob only a Singh,
We’re a Carpet warehouse,
Want a carpet? Give us a ring!

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